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Thursday, November 29, 2012

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Friday, October 19, 2012

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Thursday, October 18, 2012

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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

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Monday, September 17, 2012

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A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”

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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

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Saturday, July 28, 2012

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One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word…
“I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!”

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Saturday, July 21, 2012

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Twin brothers were named Jimmy and John, Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It happened that John’s wife died the same day that Jimmy’s boat sank.
A few days later a kindly old lady met Jimmy on the street mistaking him for John, she said to him, “I’m sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible”.
Jimmy said, “Oh hell no, face is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning, her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing water, had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front which got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it was difficult to keep her upright. But what really finished her off was when four tough guys rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t any good, but they all wanted to have a go with her anyhow. The damn fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl, while they were trying to get into their various positions she split up the middle”.
The old woman fainted.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

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Young Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”

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Sunday, July 15, 2012

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Friday, July 13, 2012

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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

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Monday, July 9, 2012

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The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class the following question, ” What is bright red and shiny?” Little Johnny jumped up and shouted, ” A fire engine !!!!??? “No! No!” said the teacher,” But I like the way you think.. Anyone else?” Little Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was happy except Johnny of course.. Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question to which she nodded OK. “What is long, hard, rounded and has hair at one end?”
“JOHNNY!!!” she screamed, “WE’LL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK HERE…” Johnny replied, “No, it’s a toothbrush, but I like the way you think”..

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Saturday, June 30, 2012

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Friday, June 29, 2012

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Thursday, June 28, 2012

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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

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A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position.
After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances,” they explained. “Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her.”
The man got a shocked look on his face and said, “You can’t be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!” Well,” said the CIA man, “you’re definitely not the right man for this job then.”
So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun. “We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances,” they explained to the second man. “Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her.”
The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about five minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. “I tried to shoot her. I just couldn’t pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I’m not the right man for the job.”
“No,” the CIA man replied. “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go the hell home.”
Now they’re down to the woman left to test. Again they lead her to the same door and hand her the same gun. “We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. This is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him.”
The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA heard the gun start firing, one shot after another, for 13 shots. Then they heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman……. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!”

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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

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Monday, June 25, 2012

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A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $600. And she did.
Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $300 and enclosed a note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $300 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
(1) it had never been occupied;
(2) that there was plenty of heat;
(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $300 with the following note:
Dear Sir, First of all,
(1) I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
(2) As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
(3) Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlord.

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Friday, June 22, 2012

FUN TIME

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test!

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

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A young man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She protested, “But we don’t know anything about each other.”
He replied, “That’s all right; we’ll learn about each other as we go along.”
So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
She said, “That was incredible!”
He said, “I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we’d learn more about ourselves as we went along.”
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool!
She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
He said, “That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?”
“No,” she said, “I was a hooker in Alabama and I worked both sides of the Tennessee River.”

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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

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Monday, June 18, 2012

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The man came home drunk at five in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
“No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of gold.”
She said she didn’t believe him so she called the bar. “Hello,” she said, “I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold?”
To which she heard the bartender say, “Hey, Marie, I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone.”

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Saturday, June 16, 2012

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Friday, June 15, 2012

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Thursday, June 14, 2012

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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

FUN TIME

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 20 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers to his wife,
“Listen this guy’s an escaped convict – look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which the wife responds,
“He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.”

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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

FUN TIME

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, “John, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
John replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! the light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls John’s wife. “Maria,” he says, “John is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof! the light goes off?”
Oh my God!” Maria exclaims. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!

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Monday, June 11, 2012

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Sunday, June 10, 2012

FUN TIME

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Caribbean, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea–each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.
They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said: “Isn’t it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into the piggy. But I see tons of $50.00 bills and a few $100.00 bills.”
The wife replied, “Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?”

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Saturday, June 9, 2012

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Friday, June 8, 2012

FUN TIME

Man: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger”
Woman: “I’ll clean the toliet bowl.”
Man:”How does that help?”
Woman:”I use your tooth brush.”

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Thursday, June 7, 2012

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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Know the Amazing Meteor Crater Barringer

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A Young wife's diary

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It’s fun to cook for John. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.
Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, “serve without dressing.” So I didn’t dress. But John happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.
Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, “wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.” So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind silly in the middle of the day. I can’t say it improved the rice anyhow.
Thursday:
Today John asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. John came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I’ll try to be supportive.
Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, “put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it.” Beat it I did,to my mum’s place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.
Saturday:
John went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I’m sure I don’t know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it’s little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When John saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work,or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out “why me? why me ?” Hmmm….It must be his job.

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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

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Monday, June 4, 2012

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A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, “Honey, before you leave, please let me explain.”
The wife stopped to listen.
He continued, “I was driving along the highway, and I saw this young girl looking very tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was also hungry, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef in the refrigerator which you didn’t like”. “She was wearing some very worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of your shoes which you’d discarded simply because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday–the one you never wore because the colours didn’t suit you”. “Her slacks were torn, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but much too small for you now”.
The wife seemed to have no problem with any of this, but still needed just one question to be answered. “That’s all fine and good,” she said. “But why did I find you both in our bed with NO clothes on ?”
The husband replied, “Well, that’s simple……See, as she was about to leave the house, she turned to me and asked, “Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?”

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Sunday, June 3, 2012

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A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks studying for the final. The day of the exam arrived and they were more than ready for the test. The teacher pulled out a chart, and on it were different pictures of bird’s legs. The teacher said, “This is your exam. Name these birds by their legs.”
After ten minutes one boy stood up, absolutely furious, and slammed the paper down on the teachers desk. “Dammit!” he hollered. “You knew I needed to pass this exam to graduate. How could you do this to me?” The guy begins to leave the room and the teacher yells at him, “Hey you, boy, what’s your name?” The student pulls up his pants, revealing his legs, and says, “I don’t know sir. You tell me.”

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Friday, June 1, 2012

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There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hens eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman’s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: “I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg.” The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could right between his legs.
The Englishman fell to the floor clutching himself and howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, “Now its my turn to kick you.”
The Scotsman said, “Keep the damn egg.”

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Thursday, May 31, 2012

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” The guy says, “No, what?” “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table – whole!” says the bartender. “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron.
“He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.” He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” “Now what?” asks the patron. “Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!”

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

FUN TIME

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they ordered only one meal and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half of them.
Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, “Oh, no. We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50.”
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, “Not yet. It’s his turn to use the teeth.”

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Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.
First man: “I’d been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn’t find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.
I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn’t fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn’t kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself.”
St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.
Second man: “I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irritate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn’t believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn’t last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me.”
St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.
Third man: “Picture this. You’re hiding, naked, in a refrigerator…”

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

What actually job ads means

1. “Join our fast-paced company” – We have no time to train you.
2. “Must be deadline oriented” – You’ll be 6 months behind schedule on your first day.
3. “No phone calls please” – We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
4. “Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience” – You’ll need it to replace the three people who just left.
5. “Requires team leadership skills” – You have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay and respect.

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A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: “A baby brother.”
“Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother,” said her mom, “but there isn’t time before your birthday.”
“Why don’t you do like they do down at Daddy’s factory when they want something in a hurry put more men on the job.”

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Monday, May 28, 2012

FUN TIME

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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TEACHER: Cindy, why ar e you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doingit. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
JOHNNY: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Unseen Vintage Photographs of Marilyn Monroe

Unseen Vintage Photographs of Marilyn Monroe for Auction (28 Photos) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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New Enzo Ferrari Museum Open At Modena - Italy

New Enzo Ferrari Museum Open At Modena - Italy (18 Photos) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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Snakes in Rectangular Box Photographed by Guido Mocafico

Snakes in Rectangular Box Photographed by Guido Mocafico (54 Photos) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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They Are More Than Just Photos

They Are More Than Just Photos (32 Images) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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Rare Pictures From Past That You Have Not Seen

Rare Pictures From Past That You Have Not Seen (25 photos) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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Different Wedding Traditions All Around The World

Different Wedding Traditions All Around The World (21 photos) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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Saturday, May 26, 2012

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Friday, May 25, 2012

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Thursday, May 24, 2012

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

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GREENPARK CHENNAI PICTURES



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GREENPARK VIZAG PICTURES



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GREENPARK HYDERABAD PICTURES



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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

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Monday, May 21, 2012

JUDGE'S JOLT

 Judge was loosing his brain and yelled, "You knucklehead instead of using typewriter if you had used your handwritten note, none of these would have happened."

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Saturday, May 19, 2012

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Friday, May 18, 2012

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Daily Joke - good-and-ideal-man

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Pictures Taken At The Right Moment

Pictures Taken At The Right Moment

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Your Daily Pictures and Photos Collection

Your Daily Pictures and Photos Collection

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Thursday, May 17, 2012

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"A Church Of Bones"

Visit Sedlec Ossuary - "A Church Of Bones"

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Best Photos Of National Geographic


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Inspiring "Quotes of Wisdom"


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RARE COLLECTION OF PHOTOGRPAHS OF INDIA


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New York 40's In The Pictures by Stanley Kubrick


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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

People Who are Smart Enough? You Decide!

People Who are Smart Enough? You Decide! (53 photos) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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Comics and cartoons collection

Comics and cartoons collection (41 photos) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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Top 10 most troubled US rivers


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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Revenue Management Glossary

Revenue Management Glossary

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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Free Online Storage

Click on the following link for free online storage

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Sunday, May 6, 2012

Amazing Win for Mumbai Indians!!

Mumbai Indians have done it again. Best ever win in any IPL season.

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Friday, May 4, 2012

Great Mumbai Indians Match!!

Superb victory of Mumbai Indians over Pune Warriors!!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Very Honest!!



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Monday, April 30, 2012

How to prevent injury incase of accident - Use AIRBAG!!!!!!



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Friday, April 27, 2012

How to chill Beer!!!!!!



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Thursday, April 26, 2012

Finally Deccan Chargers Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Very Happy to see Mumbai Indians win in a very exciting match.

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Now you can listen to Hindi Radio by just visiting my blog. ALL THE TIME!!

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Finally Deccan Chargers get a point, all thanks to rain!!!

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Monday, April 23, 2012

Excellent!!



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Innovation!!



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Sunday, April 22, 2012

Life



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Friday, April 20, 2012

I have added a new online chat app in my blog. Now you can chat on your favorite messenger anytime & anywhere even if firewall is present.  Just try and let me know if it works for you.

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Hi, if you like the posts, please don't forget to leave your comments on my blog.

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The Creative Art of Topiary

The Creative Art of Topiary (25 photos) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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Stunning Hanging Hotel Pools Around the World

Stunning Hanging Hotel Pools Around the World (13 photos) | Pictures Images Photos And Videos !

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Audi Shark the future flying car

Audi Shark the future flying car

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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Tough luck again for Deccan Charges. Hope they get their 1st win in next match.

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Deccan Chargers match today!!! Hoping they win.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The budget was a disappointment for the hospitality industry with service tax going up from 10% to 12% and abatement reduced from 50% to 40%.

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Still in the process of getting settled in the new role of Corporate Revenue Manager. It's exciting as well as challenging.

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