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Saturday, July 28, 2012

FUN TIME

One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word…
“I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!”

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Saturday, July 21, 2012

FUN TIME

Twin brothers were named Jimmy and John, Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It happened that John’s wife died the same day that Jimmy’s boat sank.
A few days later a kindly old lady met Jimmy on the street mistaking him for John, she said to him, “I’m sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible”.
Jimmy said, “Oh hell no, face is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning, her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing water, had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front which got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it was difficult to keep her upright. But what really finished her off was when four tough guys rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t any good, but they all wanted to have a go with her anyhow. The damn fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl, while they were trying to get into their various positions she split up the middle”.
The old woman fainted.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

FUN TIME

Young Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”

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Sunday, July 15, 2012

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Friday, July 13, 2012

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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

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Monday, July 9, 2012

FUN TIME

The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class the following question, ” What is bright red and shiny?” Little Johnny jumped up and shouted, ” A fire engine !!!!??? “No! No!” said the teacher,” But I like the way you think.. Anyone else?” Little Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was happy except Johnny of course.. Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question to which she nodded OK. “What is long, hard, rounded and has hair at one end?”
“JOHNNY!!!” she screamed, “WE’LL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK HERE…” Johnny replied, “No, it’s a toothbrush, but I like the way you think”..

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